Suarez In Hot Italian Water
Posted: 23 September 2020
FC Barcelona striker Luis Suarez is on the wrong side of the law in Italy after cheating in an exam 48 hours ago in hope of receiving an Italian passport.
The Uruguayan goal-poacher has been marked surplus in Nou Camp by manager Ronald Koeman, and with Juventus initially interested, Suarez cheated, with one of our European sources saying;
“Suarez does not speak a word of Italian. He cannot understand verbs, he only speaks using the infinitive. If journalists would ask him some questions, he wouldn’t be able to respond,” concluded our source.
The Old Lady of Turin have since retracted their interest in the striker, turning their attentions to Alvaro Morata, who has since arrived in Italy in the early hours of Tuesday.
The club from the capital, Athletico De Madrid, are now frontrunners to secure Suarez from rivals Barca. The striker has already touched down at the Wanda Metropolitano to complete his move to Diego Simoene’s side.